MILF Collection
$99.00
$82.00
MILFshake
She’s thick, rich, and knows how to swirl. This chocolate malted milk dough is studded with crushed Oreos and malted milk balls, then stuffed with a creamy peanut butter center. She's got the curves and the crunch—just like your favorite kind of MILF.
Banana Cream Queen
She’s soft, sweet, and gives golden girl energy. A vanilla butter cookie base packed with white chocolate chips, crushed Nilla wafers, and stuffed with silky banana cream pie filling. One bite and you'll be ready to put her in charge of the whole brunch spread.
Glazed & Confused
She’s pink, frosted, and making bad decisions taste so right. A vanilla base loaded with white chocolate chips, rainbow sprinkles, and chunks of real Krispy Kreme strawberry frosted donuts. One bite in and you’ll forget what you were doing (besides moaning).
Double Dipped
Why settle for one when you can have both? Our brand new, rich brownie dough meets our signature buttery chocolate chip cookie dough in a thick, gooey swirl of pure indulgence. This isn’t just a mashup—it’s a ménage à melt. Soft, melty, and dipped in trouble twice.
*12 pack contains 3 of each flavor; if you'd like to substitute a flavor, please include the swap in the "notes" section at checkout.*
MILF Collection
$99.00
$82.00
MILFshake
She’s thick, rich, and knows how to swirl. This chocolate malted milk dough is studded with crushed Oreos and malted milk balls, then stuffed with a creamy peanut butter center. She's got the curves and the crunch—just like your favorite kind of MILF.
Banana Cream Queen
She’s soft, sweet, and gives golden girl energy. A vanilla butter cookie base packed with white chocolate chips, crushed Nilla wafers, and stuffed with silky banana cream pie filling. One bite and you'll be ready to put her in charge of the whole brunch spread.
Glazed & Confused
She’s pink, frosted, and making bad decisions taste so right. A vanilla base loaded with white chocolate chips, rainbow sprinkles, and chunks of real Krispy Kreme strawberry frosted donuts. One bite in and you’ll forget what you were doing (besides moaning).
Double Dipped
Why settle for one when you can have both? Our brand new, rich brownie dough meets our signature buttery chocolate chip cookie dough in a thick, gooey swirl of pure indulgence. This isn’t just a mashup—it’s a ménage à melt. Soft, melty, and dipped in trouble twice.
*12 pack contains 3 of each flavor; if you'd like to substitute a flavor, please include the swap in the "notes" section at checkout.*