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Slam Dunk’d

Remember Dunkaroos? We do. We loved them. Which is why we crafted a sexier version of the childhood cookie icon. We started with a chewy cake batter cookie, added a smidge of rainbow sprinkles and then poured in an inappropriate amount of white chocolate chips. Finally, and only with its consent—we pumped it full of homemade Dunkaroo frosting to make this cookie a slam dunk. Which could also be the name of its s*x tape.

Let’s Go Glamping!

Who wants to sit around a campfire, breathing in smoke just for a single s’more? No offense, but to smell like you came from a forest fire isn’t worth the treat. Especially when you could order our vanilla cookie loaded with graham crackers, our custom blend of chocolate chips and marshmallows—stuffed full of marshmallow creme. Way easier if you ask us. And it leaves more time to get in your sleeping bag with a stranger and spoon to “keep warm.”

The Candy Lover

Behold, the ultimate cookie for lovers who love candy. Set the mood. Light some candles. Pour a tall, ice cold glass of milk. Now, slowly dip our delicious vanilla cookie bathed in M&Ms and KitKats. Then, playfully experiment eating it until you find a gooey fudge brownie. If you like all that, you’ll love every bite of this.

Deep Dark Secret

We all have secrets. Something we keep hidden deep down. And this cookie is no exception. Because inside this delicious chocolate chip cookie is a deliciously dark secret—brownie batter. Go ahead, it’s waiting for you to taste and devour.

Velvet Crush

Indulge in the ultimate holiday romance with Velvet Crush. This luscious red velvet cookie base is studded with creamy white chocolate chips and hides a seductive surprise—a rich cream cheese buttercream center. Soft, sultry, and oh-so-irresistible, it’s the kind of crush you’ll want to keep coming back to.

Bananas 4 Bread

If you justify being naughty and stuffing your face with homemade banana bread because it has bananas in it - you can add this cookie to your naughty list. It’s a chocolate chip cookie stuck in an awkward position with homemade banana bread- then stuffed with Nutella & topped with a Ferrero Rocher. So, go ahead. Get that (banana) bread. 

Creamy Dream

We know you love a creamy, decadent dream — one loaded with Oreos, milk, dark, and white chocolate chips, then stuffed with a cookies ’n’ creme candy bar & topped with a giant Oreo wafer, of course. One sultry dance on your tastebuds, and you’ll add it to your cream dream team.

The Cinner’s Prayer

Whether or not you’re a sinner, one bite of our cinnamon cookie filled with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal baked around a mini cinnamon roll will have you feeling like you need to go to confession. Don’t worry, we won’t judge a fellow cinner.

Glazed Goodness

We walked in on a young glazed donut having a torrid love affair with a classic cookie. And rather than shaming the two, we were inspired to mix our classic vanilla cookie with white chocolate chips and tiny bits of glazed donuts. For good measure, we put a mini glazed donut on top. Now, we encourage taboo love— after all, it turned into this insanely delicious cookie.

Cookie Ménage

And you thought one cookie was hot, wait until you taste this hot cookie on cookie action. We start with our triple chocolate base thrown into a ménage à trois with Oreos and Biscoff cookies — then we stuff it with delicious cookie butter.  Appropriate for all ages.

PB & YAY!

Forget PB&J. All you need is the P and B to satisfy your sweet tooth. So we started with a triple chocolate chipp cookie then we loaded it with peanut butter chips and stuffed it with an entire Reese’s PB cup; then we rolled it in Reese’s Pieces. One bite and you might silently moan to yourself, “OMG this PB DP is how cookies are supposed to taste!”

Haute Dough-ture

This high-fashion mouth accessory is a triple chocolate chip cookie stuffed with delicious chocolate chip cookie dough. We’re pretty sure it’ll be all the rave in Paris and Italy or sold in the Red Light district in Amsterdam. But you can get access to this exclusive Haute Dough-ture right now and only at The Blakery.

MILF

AKA: Mouths in Love with Flavor

When you taste our classic vanilla base loaded with our custom blend of chocolate chips, trust us, you’re gonna fall in love with this more mature cookie in ways that make you wonder if this kind of cookie relationship is appropriate.