BUILD YOUR BOX

Let’s Go Glamping!

Who wants to sit around a campfire, breathing in smoke just for a single s’more? No offense, but to smell like you came from a forest fire isn’t worth the treat. Especially when you could order our vanilla cookie loaded with graham crackers, our custom blend of chocolate chips and marshmallows—stuffed full of marshmallow creme. Way easier if you ask us. And it leaves more time to get in your sleeping bag with a stranger and spoon to “keep warm.”

Slam Dunk’d

Remember Dunkaroos? We do. We loved them. Which is why we crafted a sexier version of the childhood cookie icon. We started with a chewy cake batter cookie, added a smidge of rainbow sprinkles and then poured in an inappropriate amount of white chocolate chips. Finally, and only with its consent—we pumped it full of homemade Dunkaroo frosting to make this cookie a slam dunk. Which could also be the name of its s*x tape.

Creamy Dream

We know you love a creamy, decadent dream — one loaded with Oreos, milk, dark, and white chocolate chips, then stuffed with a cookies ’n’ creme candy bar & topped with a giant Oreo wafer, of course. One sultry dance on your tastebuds, and you’ll add it to your cream dream team.

Glazed And Confused

She’s pink, frosted, and making bad decisions taste so right.
A vanilla base loaded with white chocolate chips, rainbow sprinkles, and chunks of real Krispy Kreme strawberry frosted donuts. One bite in and you’ll forget what you were doing (besides moaning).

MILFshake

She’s thick, rich, and knows how to swirl.
This chocolate malted milk dough is studded with crushed Oreos and malted milk balls, then stuffed with a creamy peanut butter center. She's got the curves and the crunch—just like your favorite kind of MILF.

Banana Cream Queen

She’s soft, sweet, and gives golden girl energy. A vanilla butter cookie base packed with white chocolate chips, crushed Nilla wafers, and stuffed with silky banana cream pie filling. One bite and you'll be ready to put her in charge of the whole brunch spread.

Double Dipped

Why settle for one when you can have both?

Our brand new, rich brownie dough meets our signature buttery chocolate chip cookie dough in a thick, gooey swirl of pure indulgence. This isn’t just a mashup—it’s a ménage à melt. Soft, melty, and dipped in trouble twice.

The Candy Lover

Behold, the ultimate cookie for lovers who love candy. Set the mood. Light some candles. Pour a tall, ice cold glass of milk. Now, slowly dip our delicious vanilla cookie bathed in M&Ms and KitKats. Then, playfully experiment eating it until you find a gooey fudge brownie. If you like all that, you’ll love every bite of this.

Deep Dark Secret

We all have secrets. Something we keep hidden deep down. And this cookie is no exception. Because inside this delicious chocolate chip cookie is a deliciously dark secret—brownie batter. Go ahead, it’s waiting for you to taste and devour.

Bananas 4 Bread

If you justify being naughty and stuffing your face with homemade banana bread because it has bananas in it - you can add this cookie to your naughty list. It’s a chocolate chip cookie stuck in an awkward position with homemade banana bread- then stuffed with Nutella & topped with a Ferrero Rocher. So, go ahead. Get that (banana) bread. 

The Cinner’s Prayer

Whether or not you’re a sinner, one bite of our cinnamon cookie filled with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal baked around a mini cinnamon roll will have you feeling like you need to go to confession. Don’t worry, we won’t judge a fellow cinner.

Glazed Goodness

We walked in on a young glazed donut having a torrid love affair with a classic cookie. And rather than shaming the two, we were inspired to mix our classic vanilla cookie with white chocolate chips and tiny bits of glazed donuts. For good measure, we put a mini glazed donut on top. Now, we encourage taboo love— after all, it turned into this insanely delicious cookie.

Cookie Ménage

And you thought one cookie was hot, wait until you taste this hot cookie on cookie action. We start with our triple chocolate base thrown into a ménage à trois with Oreos and Biscoff cookies — then we stuff it with delicious cookie butter.  Appropriate for all ages.

PB & YAY!

Forget PB&J. All you need is the P and B to satisfy your sweet tooth. So we started with a triple chocolate chipp cookie then we loaded it with peanut butter chips and stuffed it with an entire Reese’s PB cup; then we rolled it in Reese’s Pieces. One bite and you might silently moan to yourself, “OMG this PB DP is how cookies are supposed to taste!”

Haute Dough-ture

This high-fashion mouth accessory is a triple chocolate chip cookie stuffed with delicious chocolate chip cookie dough. We’re pretty sure it’ll be all the rave in Paris and Italy or sold in the Red Light district in Amsterdam. But you can get access to this exclusive Haute Dough-ture right now and only at The Blakery.

MILF

AKA: Mouths in Love with Flavor

When you taste our classic vanilla base loaded with our custom blend of chocolate chips, trust us, you’re gonna fall in love with this more mature cookie in ways that make you wonder if this kind of cookie relationship is appropriate.